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Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jams

by Mermanda

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1.
As snow falls soft among the trees, the path is worn or so it seems He slowly walks to glimpse his past A tear, a sigh, no long goodbyes,... Ooh, Hermione, This holiday is so lonely Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Even with a friend nearby A wistful dream, what could have been, and knowing now what must be done The longest search, he mustn’t win, so that this never happens again Ooh, Hermione, This holiday is so lonely Even with a friend nearby Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh As snow falls soft upon the stones the path is set, just like the bones Two loved ones lost and now long gone but memories and life go on and on Hermione, This holiday is so lonely Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Even with a friend nearby
2.
Quidditch Shuntbumps Gobstones Wizard Chess Exploding Snap I wouldn’t choose any of these None of these games appeal to me Are there no sports that don’t risk pain? Are all the board games boring as can be? I guess Chocolate Frog cards are a game to some I suppose I’d have a pile collecting dust What one considers a game could be up for debate But witches on brooms - this is a must My game of choice is flying on a broom Flying on a broom with my cat Just a basic witch flying around for fun That’s the only game I’m good at You ask, “what’s the point? What’s the goal? Just why?” Well my kitty cat and I just cruise Sometimes for fun I give him catnip But we never fly after drinking booze Oh witches just riding on brooms Flying through wind and rain Dodging trees and chasing bats Twirling like a hurricane
3.
Wands at the ready! You need to know the following charms and spells: Bombarda the soil to make small holes in the ground Wingardium Leviosa the seeds and Descendo them into the holes Accio soil and Descendo onto the seeds Aguamenti your freshly planted seeds or bulbs Salvio Hexia, Repello Inimicum, Protego totalum to keep away deer, rabbids, birds, aphids, slugs, etc. Herbivicus to get that growing going Lumos / Maxima/Solem for a couple hours if it’s an overcast day Meteolojinx Recanto and Impervius if the poor babies are getting too flooded outside Engorgio if you are ready for those blooms to be nice and puffy Geminio to save money and make a replica of a plant Orchideous when you’re ready to pick them and you’ll conjure a charming bouquet.
4.
Ravendor 02:46
You might be startled by the lion’s loud roar But don’t worry - it’s only that Gryffindor It was so sudden that you fell out of your nest Just get up, arrange your feathers, and straighten your crest He may be put off by all your wordplay and wit If you make it a game, he might egg you on a bit The hunt is on, claws and paws, what a majestic king He can’t resist when a pretty bird sings Getting courage to do something Observe while preening your wings You’ve got time to spare, oh Hop into his lair And make him your mane man Show him your wingspan He’s picked up your scent The Ravenclaw knows what’s meant To be the golden pair, By Ravendor you swear These days they both live among the flowers and trees Together still learning, always such chivalry Adventures, exploring - the Gryffinclaw life now You hear the bird’s coo and the lion’s meow
5.
No, he doesn’t exist in my mind Nor does she, nor does he, no evidence here I won’t be exposed They’re gone from my life My perfectly normal life I am the only one who exists On the mantelpiece my life in focus On my bike, at the fair, with mummy and daddy They love me so much, me alone Do I even exist? Where is any evidence? I’m here all alone in This place they call home A discarded negative The mirror of eriseD flashed him our smiles Such brightness he has with my same green eyes He pictures himself in us, his mum and dad He hopes that we still exist Looking at them on every page Smiling and waving as if they exist Arm in arm on their wedding day Ghost images Hauntingly beautiful
6.
Stars demo (free) 03:14
Minerva it’s nerves. Nerves, just nerves, A test is not fair No preparation, Only dread and wonder How will you get through? Could you have studied? Did you see this coming? In fact, no, my pupils The answers are within you These poor dears, Without modifications, Accommodations No practice test The only thing we offer Is extended time So find your own way To pass this examination I saw him look up To gaze at the ceiling And was astounded by the stars A dark, deep sky Its magic a wonder, A ceiling strewn with stars Intense and brilliant Nature to calm him down So call to the stars They are there to guide you The answers are all in the stars
7.
Mugglebait 03:10
Sleepily stretched out on the chaise-longue, Some old Middleton reading from school, I could feel it wedged in the cushion, And pulled out a long, sparkly tool I found this intricate necklace With an hourglass in the middle I put it around my neck And then started to fiddle Spinning around around around About twenty-six thousand turns I found myself in another place Surrounded by trees and ferns I fell to the ground there, and saw A young lady, confused, approached She looked to be from a long-ago time In dress, petticoat, hat, and brooch “Miss, say, can you help me get up?” She bent over and extended her hands Which found their way to my wand Quickly and nervously I could stand “Could you tell me about this place?” I asked She offered to show me around Wand away, no magic; I was dazzled We did many things in that town It was getting late, so I said goodbye, “Won’t you come with me?” she asked then “I shall ne’er be married Until I see my muggle again.” Imagine that! Me, called a muggle. I laughed and awoke from that state It was then that I realized, It was a dream, and I was muggle bait.
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Greystones 01:46
Why do we stop for the greystones? Tradition, my boy! Like a drawstone even in our sleep Standing stone by old road is the way To lead you ever deeper into Fae. Laystone as you lay in hill or dell, Greystones lead to Mir Tariniel.

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Check out www.wrocklopedia.com/category/features/bertie-botts-every-flavour-jam/ for the monthly prompts for creating.

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released February 21, 2021

Thanks to Grace Kendall and Zoë Bentley for the prompts!

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